Go to your favorite search engine and type in your first name and then "needs" and see what you get!
Here's mine:
1. Lydia needs a ride
2. Lydia needs six mortal people to complete her journey
3. Lydia needs your prayers
4. LOVABLE Lydia needs a new home
5. Lydia needs the following information to complete the forms
6. Lydia needs an album cover
7. Lydia needs to pose so that she can see herself through her sister's eyes (what?)
And here's Eric's:
1. Eric needs a hug
2. Eric needs to update his xanga site
3. Eric needs a girlfriend (um, no I don't think so)
4. Eric needs to sell his stuff
5. Eric needs medication (tee hee)
6. Eric needs help!
7. KILTED Eric needs HR advice (sounds like he needs other advice, too)
Okay, and I couldn't resist when I found this farther down the list:
8. Eric needs help with childhood bladder and bowel problems
And this:
9. Eric needs to stop making out with guys
That was fun, guys! I wonder if it would be as funny with other verbs. (Like maybe "smells"?)
